Funny 420 Quotes

20 quotes by 10 authors

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. — Unknown Author
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. — Katt Williams
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done… — Emalie Newhall
We're in a love triangle between me, you and my love for pizza. — Emanuel Sebastiao
On 420 best beleive the students at school come to class higher than their grades — Korban Mitchell
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You… — Bill Hicks
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin' wit your life. — Katt Williams
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My… — Afroman
I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it… — Afroman
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...… — Afroman
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my… — Afroman
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I… — Afroman
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the… — Afroman
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now… — Afroman
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the… — Afroman
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake. — Bill Hicks
I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins — Half Baked
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you… — Friday

Who Wrote These Funny 420 Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 20 Funny 420 Quotes as follows: