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Funny 420 Quotes by Friday
- Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey
- I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you…
More Funny 420 Quotes
- Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. — Unknown Author
- Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. — Katt Williams
- If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because… — Emalie Newhall
- We're in a love triangle between me, you and my love for pizza. — Emanuel Sebastiao
- On 420 best beleive the students at school come to class higher than their grades — Korban Mitchell
- They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just… — Bill Hicks
- If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin'… — Katt Williams
- I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I… — Afroman
- I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I… — Afroman
- I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now… — Afroman
- I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.… — Afroman
- I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was… — Afroman