Friday Quotes

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• Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey
• I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you…
• Well fuck you. Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister. -Old Lady
• I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass.…
• Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want! -Pastor Clever
• Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey. -Big Worm
• Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation. -Smokey
• Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window. -Mr. Jones
• Older the berry, the sweeter the juice. -Smokey
• No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn!…
• Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck. -Smokey
• You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off. -Smokey
• Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh,…
• Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a shit. -Ezal
• Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins. -Pastor Clever
• What's up Big Perm?...I mean Big Worm. -Smokey
• You didn't put in on this man. -Smokey
• Hey, Smokey back here taking a shit! -Ezal
• I got mind control over Deebo. He be like 'shut the fuck up.' I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again. -Smokey
• Well round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...Nigga... -Smokey

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