"Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at……" — Friday
"Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins. -Pastor Clever"
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30 Quotes by Friday
Friday has 30 quotes on this site.
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Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey
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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you…
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Well fuck you. Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister. -Old Lady
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I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my…
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Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want! -Pastor Clever
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Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey. -Big Worm
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Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation. -Smokey
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Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window. -Mr. Jones
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Older the berry, the sweeter the juice. -Smokey
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No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no…
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Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck. -Smokey
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You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off. -Smokey
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