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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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Every writer has his favorite coterie of enemies: Mine is the East Coast literati -- those prep school playmates and their Ivy…
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As a boy, I didn't need a lot of playmates to have a good time.
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When I was a teenager, 'Playboy' was the most interesting magazine in the world, and not just for the playmates. I liked…
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I write simply because I hear voices of people in my head who won't give me peace until I convey their stories…
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Lonely children often have imaginary playmates but I was never lonely; rather, I was solitary, and wanted no company at all other…
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Young playmates of the rose and daffodil, Be careful ere ye enter in, to fill Your baskets high With fennel green, and…
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