"Playboy magazine announced that they are going to……" — Conan O'Brien
"Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.'"
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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And whereas it is the duty of nations as well as of men, to own their dependence upon the overruling…
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The saints must be honored as friends of Christ and children and heirs of God. Let us carefully observe the…
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Because of this basin of repentance and knowledge of God, which has been ordained for the transgression of God's people,…
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