Pizza Quotes

361 Pizza quotes by 281 unique authors

AWW! ur dateing my ex, I'm eating pizza you want those leftovers too?! — Unknown Author
Big Show put down your pizza, look at the monitor and realise you are about to get in the ring with greatness! — John Layfield
Ohh Your Dating My Ex? Thats cool, I'm eating pizza. You Want Those Leftovers Too ? — Unknown Author
Wanna hear a joke about pizza? evermind its to cheesy — Jp Larriva
Wanna hear a joke about pizza? nevermind its to cheesy — Jp Larriva
They say singers shouldn't eat dairy before preforming, but you know I am a rule breaker...I JUST LOVE PIZZA!!!! — Justin Bieber
In life and in Pizza, make your own dough! — Unknown Author
The ghetto word of the day is pizza: that bitch is so damn fine, I'd love a pizza that ass — Adam Marston
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. — Traci Renee`
I feel better when I'm fit, but I don't like to work out. I used to say, "I'm young; I don't need to." But I… — Amanda Bynes
We ordered pizza at midnight and played video games, and I went to a few frat parties. I didn't know how to 'hang out' properly… — Claire Danes
When I'm working, I'm incredibly disciplined, because when you're portraying someone else, your body isn't your own. But when I'm not working, I think less… — Anne Hathaway
I love nice pizza delivery people. They make my whole day. My whole day is made. — Leah LaBelle
Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, 'Hey, I once killed a man.' -Susan — Desperate Housewives
I had Taco Bell last night. I got a Mexican pizza. On my way home, I was like, 'I've gotta go home from the theater,… — Ashlee Simpson
Singers aren't supposed to have dairy before a show, but we all know I'm a rule breaker. Pizza is just so good! — Justin Bieber
You could be much creepier. I'm pleased with your cheesy words and your feelings regarding my cheeks creasing. Even though I'm greasier than pizza. — Kitty Pryde
Sonic 3 is reminiscent of sex. Or pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. — Morgan Webb
I eat ranch dressing with my pizza; I dip it in the ranch. It is so good! I know, I am really weird. — Jamie Lynn Spears
The pizza is breathing! -Morgan Philip — Enchanted
I have finally completed painting our bedroom! So many walls, so much ceiling! Now eating pizza and watching 'The Big Lebowski'. Delightful. — Alison Pill
As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza. — John Mcclane
No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? — John Mcclane
I want pizza so bad right now. The good kind of pizza though not the bad kind. The good kind is so much better than… — Aaron Paul
It's seriously an issue when all I want to eat is pizza... — Katie Cassidy

Who Wrote These Pizza Quotes

281 authors contributed a total of 361 Pizza Quotes, led by these top contributors: