Pizza Quotes

361 Pizza quotes by 281 unique authors

Households that have lost the soul of cooking from their routines may not know what they are missing: the song of a stir-fry sizzle, the… — Barbara Kingsolver
It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza. — Penn Jillette
In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge! — Jim Butcher
Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying… — Janet Evanovich
Please go to this pizzeria. Order the margherita pizza with double mozzarella. If you do not eat this pizza when you are in Naples, please… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Well, life isn't a cakewalk, is it?! Eighty-nine percent of the world's most valuable art was created by men living in rat-infested flats. You think… — Marisha Pessl
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
There's only four things we do better than anyone else: music movies microcode (software) high-speed pizza delivery — Neal Stephenson
Compared to a novel, a film is like an economy pizza where there are no olives, no ham, no anchovies, no mushrooms, and all you’ve… — Louis de Bernieres
Who are you calling?" (claire) Pizza hut" (shane) Loser" (claire) — Rachel Caine
The first time I hung out with [David Blaine], he took me to this condemned building, and it had a pizza oven and he crawled… — Harmony Korine
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but… — Dave Barry
I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one knows me or… — Simone de Beauvoir
Anyway, who lives a rich and beautiful life that I know? It's no longer possible, surely, for anyone who works for a living, or lives… — Nick Hornby
It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would… — James Patterson
I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon
in nineteen minutes you can norder a pizza and have it delivered. You can read a story to a child or have your oil changed.… — Jodi Picoult
Tag opened the door to his knock, and with a look of disappointment, peered behind Wade. "You got someone better coming over?" Wade asked him.… — Jill Shalvis
Clary grinned at Luke. “So you’re not moving to Idris, I take it?” “Nah,” he said. He looked as happy as she’d ever seen him.… — Cassandra Clare
In the darkest hour of winter, when the starlings had all flown away, Gretel Samuelson fell in love. It happened the way things are never… — Alice Hoffman
I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me, in… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Little Life Lesson 51: When selecting a member of a group to put on the Endangered Species List, it’s probably best not to pick the… — Michele Jaffe
Though you did eat all the pizza." "I only had five slices," Simon protested, leaning his chair backward so it balanced precariously on its two… — Cassandra Clare
Where there is power, there is resistance. — Michel Foucault
Real mothers don't just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited advice in the checkout line when a child is throwing… — Jodi Picoult

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281 authors contributed a total of 361 Pizza Quotes, led by these top contributors: