Pizza Quotes

361 Pizza quotes by 281 unique authors

Break a window and bust a wall, making fun of your friends mom Turn the music up way too loud, Charge the pizza to the… — Blink 182
Having the scare inside but smile outside is like having a pizza outside but need a company to finish it.. — Raj Singh
Why don't someone look at me the way I look at a pizza??? — Unknown Author
I think people should stop asking themselves what happiness is, and just do it. If your always talking about how good a pizza looks, you'll… — Alexa Michalec
Pizza is just a round weird sandwitch. — Green Monk
I hate how all the cheese comes off in one bite when I'm eating pizza. — Green Monk
Sex is like pizza; if you're gonna use BBQ sauce, you'd better know what you're doing! — Green Monk
A pizza is just a pie chart representing 100% happiness. . . — Rick Sutter
We have our little restaurants, and there's a beautiful beach that we go to in the summer and fall. We tend to have a lot… — Katie Holmes
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m. — Charles Pierce
I rarely go to bed before 5 or 6 am. I am a girl of the night. I hate getting up before 2pm. And when… — Mariah Carey
If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza. — Bryan Hilferty
Hating the (New York) Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax — Mike Royko
People came up: 'I thought you were 6 ft tall.' I'm average height - 5 ft 8 ins, skinny blonde. One guy says to me… — Julia Roberts
It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer — ICarly
Kool-Aid And Frozen Pizza Is A Work Of Art, Im Not Talking About The Mona Lisa! — Mac Miller
Hey kool aid and frozen pizza. — Mac Miller
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life. Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite. On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice.… — Asher Roth
Kool aid and frozen pizza — Mac Miller
Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes. — The Hangover
Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part. — Gabriel Iglesias
I eat p***y like cold pizza — Lil Wayne
I dont know how to flip a fucking pizza — Snooki
I love ya ass like Milhouse love Lisa. I love ya ass like the ninja turtles love pizza. — Drake
Wake up early in the morning , Eat that pussy like cold pizza — Lil Wayne

Who Wrote These Pizza Quotes

281 authors contributed a total of 361 Pizza Quotes, led by these top contributors: