Pizza Quotes
- Pizza places only does door deliveries in expensive suburbs...Why not change the advertisement as such? — Richard Motinga
- Hey babe fancy a half price pizza on the couch at mine then go to rummage though my bin???? — Ritu Ghatourey
- Hmmm! I cant understand what kind of management zz that when v r scarce on our resources n the govt zz trying 2 have pizza… — Sardar Hyder Abbas
- Love is cool but have you ever had Cheese burst Pizza? : — Ritu Ghatourey
- Today I learnt that, the extra oregano sachets the Pizza places give you, is the best ingredient to spice up your late night Maggi.. — Ritu Ghatourey
- My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza. — Nikhil Saluja
- My therapist is a slice of pizza. — Nikhil Saluja
- I always offer the delivery guy an extra $10 to feed me the pizza. — Nikhil Saluja
- If zombies ever take over I want to be prepared with a survival kit that includes a pizza. — Nikhil Saluja
- I walked into a friends pizza parlor and he looks at me and says what do you know. I replied More than I should and… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
- When I was a kid, everyone would call me pizza face. Not because of acne, but because I would always have pizza sauce on my… — Nikhil Saluja