Pizza Quotes

361 Pizza quotes by 281 unique authors

We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police... but pizza is better than the cops — Drew Fonner
Today a girl bought me a pizza. Wow man! I'm in love! — Unknown Author
Eating PIZZA while writing some quotes. =) — ALYSSA
Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded No, this is… — Sheryne Brooks
Mom: Hey honey, who are you talking too? Me; My boyfriend. Mom; Don't lie to me you fatass! You're ordering pizza aren't you? Me; (._.) — Pretty Ladii
During my fridge raid way past midnight, I slowly conclude that I've ruined my days worth of healthy eating and exercise. I'm shit at following… — Jabeen Waheed
I like 3 things : 1 pizza, 2 pepsi, 3 U , Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink , and U to clean the table.… — Kaceem Madridista
A wise man once said, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.' -Michelangelo — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home… — Shubham Joshi
Sex is like pizza: When its good its good, and when its bad its still pretty fucking good. — Funny
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year and when they arrive I'll say 'I ordered this damn pizza a year ago!… — Ritu Ghatourey
We ive in an age where pizza comes to our house beofre the police. — Tamika-leeigh
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja
My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from… — Nikhil Saluja
One slice of pizza wont kill you, but starving your self will! — Unknnown
Me n ma shoddy are lyk pizza n burger — Sniper Alpacino
I don't understand why they call it Hawaiian pizza when there is also Canadian bacon.. — Amber Hope
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza. x) — Punkinhead Abhishek
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I… — Jonah Hill
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home… — Unknown Author
I could slang heat, like a piece of pizza. I done wrote this flow on the back of the Mona Lisa. — Riff Raff
Five thousand single in a salsa bin. Nissan, Pizza Hut, hippopotamus lens. — Riff Raff
Everytime I find a dead body, I wish it was a pizza. Every time. — Nikhil Saluja
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg, stuck his butt in Pizza Hut and blew the place away, HEY! :O Just getting into the… — Kylee
Happy has five letters, Pizza has five letters... This is no coincidence — Unknown Author

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