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Pizza Quotes by Mike Birbiglia
- Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream
- I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.
- Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.
- I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
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