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Pizza Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Let's share this pizza and pretend we won't rip each other's head for the last slice.
- If I had a time machine, I would just go back to the last time I ate pizza.
- Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
- I ate sushi and pizza in the same day because my diet is a woman's Tumblr page.
- LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am
- My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from…
- Everytime I find a dead body, I wish it was a pizza. Every time.
- My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza.
- My therapist is a slice of pizza.
- I always offer the delivery guy an extra $10 to feed me the pizza.
- If zombies ever take over I want to be prepared with a survival kit that includes a pizza.
- When I was a kid, everyone would call me pizza face. Not because of acne, but because I would always have pizza sauce on my…
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