Pizza Quotes

361 Pizza quotes by 281 unique authors

So in addition to a feisty new Black Court partner in the war dance between the Council and the Vampire Courts, I also got angry… — Jim Butcher
When it seems impossible that a deep connection with another person could just go away instead of changing form. It seems impossible that you will… — Sloane Crosley
Sorry to hear about your Dad." He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him." "Heart attack?" "He was… — J.A. Konrath
My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy. — Jana Oliver
Trash can!” Pritkin cursed and grabbed one, just about the time everything I’d eaten that night paid a repeat visit. Whiskey, pizza, milk shake, beer-and… — Karen Chance
I hate this place,” Tiara whimpered. “It’s super creepy. Like a haunted Chuck E. Cheese’s where the games all want to kill you and you… — Libba Bray
My friend is having his period," I told the pizza guy, and handed him his tip. "He needs Britney and extra cheese to get him… — Maggie Stiefvater
I don't know what rituals my kids will carry into adulthood, whether they'll grow up attached to homemade pizza on Friday nights, or the scent… — Barbara Kingsolver
Here's some more stuff we're going to need." 1 pair coveralls 1 extension ladder (30 foot) 1 glass cutter 1 artist's portfolio (large) 1 water… — Gordon Korman
That's because Tod never brings anything but death and bad advice," I snapped. "That's not true." Tod tried to grin, "Sometimes I bring pizza. — Rachel Vincent
Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're… — Jim Butcher
They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to,… — Stephen Colbert
Anyone who has ever tried to share pizza iwth roommates knows that Communism cannot ever work. If Lenin and Marx had just shard an apartment,… — Daniel Suarez
What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded... "You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!" Simon was indignant. "I did… — Cassandra Clare
He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. "Okay, would you like pizza?" "I don't think you deserve my company but I feel sorry… — Melina Marchetta
Chili dogs, funnel cakes, fried bread, majorly greasy pizza, candy apples, ye gods. Evil food smells amazing -- which is either proof that there is… — Jim Butcher
Pizza! Hockey! Destroy!" -Cal — Rick Riordan
Now, leave." All three boys slumped forward. Percy fell face-first into his pizza. "Percy!" Annabeth grabbed him. — Rick Riordan
In the first study, Grant and his colleagues analyzed data from one of the five biggest pizza chains in the United States. They discovered that… — Susan Cain
They chose the olive" "They must really like olives" "Forget it" "Now if she invented pizza that i can understand" -Percy to Annabeth in the… — Rick Riordan
Giving the tortoise a little wave, I kind of felt stupid afterward for doing so. It just stuck its head back in its green and… — Unknown Author
That's a lot of vegetables. "It is, yes, and if you eat them like a good girl..." He lifted the silver lid on another plate,… — Nora Roberts
You called me and said you were home and wanted to go out for a pizza." "I did? What time is it?" "Time for pizza,"… — Cassandra Clare
If you can't feed a team with two pizzas, it's too large. — Jeff Bezos
I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really… — Jerry Falwell

Who Wrote These Pizza Quotes

281 authors contributed a total of 361 Pizza Quotes, led by these top contributors: