Pizza Quotes

361 Pizza quotes by 281 unique authors

People doing rote assembly-line movements, or someone tossing dough over and over in a pizza parlour is boring. It’s boring to watch and boring to… — Mark Sutton
So I promise you that this State of the State, like a good pizza, will be delivered in 25 minutes or less. — Ruth Ann Minner
I always treat myself to one meal on Sundays when I can have whatever I want. Usually it's pizza, which is my favorite indulgence. — Beyonce Knowles
Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks,… — Merton Miller
The universe is hilarious! Like, Venus is 900 degrees. I could tell you it melts lead. But that's not as fun as saying, 'You can… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Someone recently played me 'Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell' by Das Racist. That should be my theme song. — Dhani Harrison
I'm pretty boring with pizza toppings. I only ever eat margherita. If it's ever anything else then I'll just go 'mmm', pretend to eat it,… — Conor Maynard
A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots. — Jorge Cruise
In high school, during marathon phone conversations, cheap pizza dinners and long suburban car rides, I began to fall for boys because of who they… — J. Courtney Sullivan
I don't miss being on the road right now because the thing is, I was on the road for eight years, so I love pizza,… — Fergie
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat… — Yogi Berra
Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to support children's health… — Jared Polis
The Japanese tend to be far more co-operative and docile and group-oriented. It would be easier to get the entire population of Tokyo to wear… — Dave Barry
How many pizzas are consumed each year in the United States? How many words have you spoken in your life? How many different peoples names… — John Allen Paulos
Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my… — Dylan Lauren
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. — Jean Pigozzi
At thirteen I began modeling, doing my first television commercial in ninth grade for Pizza Hut. — Donna Rice Hughes
I'm not the healthiest eater, but I try to watch what I eat during the week. I kind of splurge on the weekends and eat… — Jessica Szohr
I love L.A. - don't get me wrong. But I miss everything about New York. I don't eat cheese, but I miss the smell of… — Tristan Wilds
The actual, original 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' I have vague memories of because I was pretty small, but I loved, loved, loved it. I have… — Mae Whitman
I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast... but it's in moderation now. — Shane Warne
Explicit knowledge, conventionally delivered like pizza (neat boxes with toppings of concepts, theories, best practices and war stories), is consumed by the brain but not… — Richard Pascale
Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in. — Vincent D'Onofrio
I was too young to be an avid enthusiast for the franchise, but like billions of people I remember as a child sitting around with… — Jai Courtney
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross… — Jimmy Carr

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