Pizza Quotes

361 Pizza quotes by 281 unique authors

What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. — Faye Kellerman
Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun stuff, they'll develop… — Guy Fieri
I don't think there's any kind of preparation for sudden celebrity. I think you almost have this slight nervous breakdown when that kind of media… — Scarlett Johansson
Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream — Mike Birbiglia
I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception. — Mike Birbiglia
A lot of it comes from tiny things, like not eating barbecue sauce with my pizza at two in the morning. I think it's all… — Jason Sudeikis
Breastfeeding is the best diet. I want to eat healthy for her, so it's easy to say no to pizza. — Nancy O'Dell
I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat. — Robert Iler
I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it… — Vince Vaughn
Im a character actor, and I made a choice when I was young, after Mystic Pizza, not to go for the mainstream stuff, and to… — Vincent D'Onofrio
I love a good steak with a great glass of red wine. But for the TV watching, laying around doing nothing kinds of days, nothing… — Erin Daniels
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I… — Dave Attell
If my goal is to become a movie star, me working at a pizza shop won't help me. I have to make the stars align. — Terrence J
When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products:… — Adam Carolla
Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase… — Mitch Hedberg
I love vegging out in front of the TV, eating pizza! — Emma Bunton
I've been making pizza dough lately. And I'm pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel... — Unknown Author
As an actress and comedienne, I'm a huge fan of he theatre and the Tricycle in Kilburn is my favourite in London. I dragged my… — Arabella Weir
If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into real trouble with… — Sophie Kinsella
What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke. — Thom Yorke
Forgiveness is divine, but never pay pull price for late pizza. — Michelangelo
As my mom wiped the tears from my face, she said, 'Tyra, you know what we’re going to do about this? We’re going to go… — Tyra Banks
Now majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But like other precious, sacred things .... it's not only worth dying for; it… — P.J. O'Rourke
Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. — Mike Birbiglia
Some women being empowered does not prove the patriarchy is dead. It proves that some of us are lucky. — Roxane Gay

Who Wrote These Pizza Quotes

281 authors contributed a total of 361 Pizza Quotes, led by these top contributors: