Pizza Quotes

361 Pizza quotes by 281 unique authors

Basically, Pizza Hut just backed out on the ad agency at the last minute. They got fired and we got fired. It was a simple… — Gene Ween
I love all of it, thinking up the plots, getting to know the kids in the story, their parents, backyards, pizza toppings. — Caroline B. Cooney
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. — Jimmy Kimmel
Believe it or not, my best meal is to go to the store and buy a DiGiorno pizza, come home, add some fresh Parmesan cheese,… — Cheyenne Jackson
I run with a credit card and a cell phone, so when there is not a 7-Eleven around, like some of the country roads out… — Dean Karnazes
My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza — Titus Lucretius Carus
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore — Unknown Author
Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult. — Unknown Author
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. — Unknown Author
Pizza Express has been a real godsend for me. I've been working there for several years, six weeks a year. You can go to work… — Mose Allison
Let's share this pizza and pretend we won't rip each other's head for the last slice. — Nikhil Saluja
I wish I had powers so I could magically make a peperoni pizza appear in front of me along with Channing Tatum! — Lisette Alfaro
If I had a time machine, I would just go back to the last time I ate pizza. — Nikhil Saluja
Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza... — Nikhil Saluja
I ate sushi and pizza in the same day because my diet is a woman's Tumblr page. — Nikhil Saluja
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza — Hussein Nishah
I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets. — Priyanka
I like you more than Pizza and I REALLY like pizza — Crystal
I promise to love you. And when I say I love you, it means Im not going to love anyone else the way I love… — Unknown Author
Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see u over there doing u… — Alfaaz
I don't like people. I like rock and roll, sex, and pizza in that order — Unknown Author
The worst thing u can do to someone is steal the last piece of their pizza. — Anurag Prakash Ray
Fat ppl are so ugly, I mean if u way more than 130 pounds u r a disgrace, do u know its a SIN to… — Unknown Author
We're in a love triangle between me, you and my love for pizza. — Emanuel Sebastiao
I love pizza because it has a built in handle that also seems to be edible. — Celeste Hartman

Who Wrote These Pizza Quotes

281 authors contributed a total of 361 Pizza Quotes, led by these top contributors: