Penis Quotes

116 Penis quotes by 65 unique authors

It's a joke, not a penis. Don't take it so hard. — Amit Verma
Mission Accomplished! A girl is currently nibbling on my penis. I'm going to call my wife and tell her the good news. — Nikhil Saluja
My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever. — Nikhil Saluja
Autobiography Of Mr. Penis When I Was Young, I Was Cute. All Loved To Wash, bMe. Now, All Suck Me, Stroke Me, Put Me In… — Nikhil Saluja
Porn Rule: When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least 9 inches long… — Nikhil Saluja
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the medical term for small penis is 'Chinese Dick Syndrome' right? — Nikhil Saluja
Million Dollar Idea: Tiny bowler hats for the penis. — Nikhil Saluja
I named my penis Attention, because we all know how much women love fucking attention. — Nikhil Saluja
Just found out that my girlfriends are just using me for my penis and good looks. — Nikhil Saluja
When it comes to facials, eyebrows are my penis' finish lines. — Nikhil Saluja
My penis is like a homeless man, the only difference is that my penis dives into cum dumpsters. — Nikhil Saluja
I blow my nose 10 time a day, if my nose were my penis I'd be in heaven. — Nikhil Saluja
When a man winks it's really his penis saying hello. — Nikhil Saluja
My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now? — Nikhil Saluja
I wear a watch on my penis cause bitch you know what time it is. — Nikhil Saluja
If twitter was highschool my penis would be the spam in every hot chicks inbox. — Nikhil Saluja

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