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- Women are from stars, men are from penis. — Vanna Bonta
- I could never make up my mind to get married so my penis decided for me. — Sigourney Weaver
- I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle. — Unknown Author
- Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell. — Erica Jong
- Poetry, the genre of purest beauty, was born of a truncated woman: her head severed from her body with a sword, a… — Andrea Dworkin
- If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis always ends up in the eye of the beholder. — Nikhil Saluja
- In case you're wondering, last night I had a dream that my penis got chronically depressed and decided to commit suicide. — Nikhil Saluja
- A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from?… — Kevin
- I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth. — Nikhil Saluja
- Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars, boys go to Venus to play with their penis. — Nikhil Saluja