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Parenting Quotes by Rita Rudner
- Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
- My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin…
- I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't…
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- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire
- The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. — Richard Bach
- My parents were divorced when I was a young teenager, and I was raised by a single mother after that. So, I… — Michele Bachmann
- Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. — Russell Baker
- Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. — James A. Baldwin
- A mother who is really a mother is never free. — Honore de Balzac
- The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. — Honore de Balzac
- As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've… — Roseanne Barr