Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down — Dion Dublin
Tailor your space to your needs. In one closet, I have upper and lower rods for skirts, pants and tops. The second is all shelves… — Thelma Golden
Then, when the Fed's fire hoses started spraying an elephant soup of liquidity injections in every direction and its balance sheet grew by $1.3 trillion… — David Stockman
Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet… — George Harrison
There's little to see, but things leave an impression. It's a matter of time and repetition. As something old wears thin or out, something new… — Wright Morris
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson
My combat action has commenced... I've pissed my pants, but only a little. — Anthony Swofford
I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life,… — Emily Procter
I know at one point I had bright red hair and I had bracelets from my wrist up to my elbow and I was wearing… — Mike Shinoda
And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass? — Spider Robinson
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. — Navjot Singh Sidhu
I admit to having worn suede and leather pants myself for a while, but you just never feel clean, and it's degenerate, anyway, to wear… — Andy Warhol
I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were no… — Unknown Author
No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants — Stephen King
If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and let your hostages laugh too, because come on… — Jack Handey
Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting. — Will Hobbs
I donâ€™t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job… — Bill Kaulitz
When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than… — Unknown Author
What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise. — Robert Scheer
Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into one of these… — Bruce Sterling

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