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Sam Kinison has 40 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
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I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two…
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It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
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What happened? Satan was busy?
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
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I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you…
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Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
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AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
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If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
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With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see…
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Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock…
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Popular Ozzy Osbourne quotes from across the collection:
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Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.
— Ozzy Osbourne
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Long before there was Marilyn Manson, long before there was Alice Cooper, way before Ozzy Osbourne, there was Screamin' Jay Hawkins
— Unknown Author
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I'm not a big fan of TV. It's an unavoidable situation being Ozzy Osbourne, people want you to go on chat shows,…
— Ozzy Osbourne
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I've worked with all sorts of random people - everybody from Metallica to Britney Spears to Ozzy Osbourne to Michael Jackson to…
— Moby
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Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue in New Orleans on Mardi Gras = bad idea!
— Nikki Sixx
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And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.
— Janet Evanovich
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I once asked Ozzy Osbourne, truly one of my favorite people in the world, if he was cool with singing Black Sabbath…
— Henry Rollins
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It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
— Sam Kinison
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My older brother was into Creedence Clearwater Revival and ZZ Top, and my sister was into pop radio. So somewhere along the…
— Martina McBride
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Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's fucking evil about a…
— Ozzy Osbourne
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