"And when I was in the trunk, I……" — Janet Evanovich
"And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne."
More Jesus Quotes
- Jesus did not spend a great deal of time discoursing about the trinity or original sin or the incarnation, which… — Karen Armstrong
- What value is there in faith without works? And what are they worth if they are not united to the… — Teresa of Avila
- If Christ Jesus dwells in a man as his friend and noble leader, that man can endure all things, for… — Teresa of Avila
- Those who give themselves to prayer should in a special manner have always a devotion to St. Joseph; for I… — Teresa of Avila
- Let us consider the glorious Saint Paul: it seems that no other name fell from his lips than that of… — Teresa of Avila
- You know what I'm doing starting 1st November? Jesus Christ Superstar. — Sebastian Bach
- The world defines 'waste' very differently than Jesus does. — Michele Bachmann
- Jesus isn't a logo, I'm not promoting some company, some brand. I'm just professing my faith. — Stephen Baldwin
- Loving Jesus is what's most important to me. I know it sounds hokey, but it's the truth. — Stephen Baldwin
- Whoever removes the Cross and its interpretation by the New Testament from the center, in order to replace it, for… — Hans Urs von Balthasar
- If a man fights his way through his doubts to the conviction that Jesus Christ is Lord, he has attained… — William Barclay
- Jesus does not give recipes that show the way to God as other teachers of religion do. He is himself… — Karl Barth