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Our Founding Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
- It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.
More Our Founding Quotes
- You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is… — Charles A. Beard
- And truly, when you look at the Constitution and our founding fathers and their writings, the things that made this country great,… — Sharron Angle
- When our Founding Fathers passed the First Amendment, they sought to protect churches from government interference. They never intended to construct a… — Ronald Reagan
- Our Founding Fathers never meant for Washington, D.C. to be the fount of all wisdom. As a matter of fact they were… — Rick Perry
- By calling attention to 'a well regulated militia,' 'the security of the nation,' and the right of each citizen 'to keep and… — John F. Kennedy
- Every child in America who enters school at the age of five is mentally ill, because he comes to school with an… — Chester Middlebrook Pierce
- True religion, like our founding principles, requires that the rights of the disbeliever be equally acknowledged with those of the believer. — A. Powell Davies
- The threat to change Senate rules is a raw abuse of power and will destroy the very checks and balances our founding… — Harry Reid