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Other Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
- I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ANOTHER…
- Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him…
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you…
- If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
- Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
- Only if the computers really love each other.
- Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
- I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.
- I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
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