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- The only thing surfers have in common with the rest of America is they're unemployed and they love crystal meth.
- The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes.
- The dumb blonde stereotype only applies to girls. Blond guys aren't dumb, they are evil like in The Karate Kid or WWII.
- Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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