One Ear Quotes by Erma Bombeck

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• If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear. — Mark Twain
• I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie. — Walter Matthau
• A lament in one ear, maybe, but always a song in the other — Sean O'Casey
• You think a student leaves each week because they are out of the academy. This is just a cover up to hide… — Unknown Author
• Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he… — Steve Carell
• Practicing yoga during the day is a matter of keeping your eyes on the road and one ear turned toward the infinite. — Erich Schiffmann
• I'm trying to get under people's skin in a way. I don't like films that go in one ear and out the… — Julia Leigh
• One son appears in stereo - a transistor in one ear and the phone in the other.. — Erma Bombeck
• If you really believe music is dangerous, you should let it go in one ear and out the other. — Jose Bergamin
• As a writer, my main objective is to tell the story urgently - as if whispering it into one ear - and… — Julianna Baggott
• Went in at the one ear and out at the other. — John Heywood
• With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the… — Will Rogers

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