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As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
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Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You…
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But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a…
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's…
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.
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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and…
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I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it…
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I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
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I'm a geek to the bone.
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Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that sensibility that…
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I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come…
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I remember how people would often come to see my master Jamyang Khyentse simply to ask for his guidance for the moment…
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I was married once before, and I stopped.
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I've only ever seen Errol Christie fight once before and that was the best I've ever seen him fight.
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Dante believed God punished suicides by trapping the person's spirit in a tree trunk. On Judgment Day, they were the only sinners…
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As she cried, I could feel growing there, as had once before, a presence between us: the tiny perfect form of Sherry…
— Unknown Author
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I tried to write with someone else once before, but it was not successful.
— Paula Danziger
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Everyone should fail in a big way at least once before reaching forty.
— Al Neuharth
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The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice.
— Robert Benchley
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In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Johnny Carson at least…
— Jeff Dunham
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I remember Glenn Miller coming to me once, before he had his own band, saying, How do you do it? How do…
— Benny Goodman
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So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.
— Sammy Hagar
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