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Once Quotes by Zach Braff
- Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
- I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so…
- I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver…
- So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they…
- I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
- If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
- I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach…
- I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll…
- People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I…
- The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I…
- It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a…
- I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just…
- Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go…
- I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
More Once Quotes
- It is in the very nature of things human that every act that has once made its appearance and has been recorded… — Hannah Arendt
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end… — Hank Aaron
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- It is not once nor twice but times without number that the same ideas make their appearance in the world. — Aristotle
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives. — Richard Bach
- That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'. — Richard Armour
- The thing about punk is that there are purists. Once you start going outside of that, they don't think what you're doing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. — Isaac Asimov
- The Steps to Folly as well as Sin are gradual, and almost imperceptible, and when we are once on the Decline, we… — Mary Astell
- Once you become predictable, no one's interested anymore. — Chet Atkins