"Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me……" — Zach Braff

"Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake."

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I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat… — Cher

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