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Once Quotes by Emo Philips
- I tried body surfing once, but how often do you find a corpse?
- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.…
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
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