"I once had a large gay following, but……" — Emo Philips
"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."
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78 Quotes by Emo Philips
Emo Philips has 78 quotes on this site.
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I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was…
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I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said,…
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I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
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Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
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Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In…
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More Alleyway Quotes
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Gay men are guardians of the masculine impulse. To have anonymous sex in a dark alleyway is to pay homage…
— Camille Paglia
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I was in the black silence of a medieval street, and blindly I followed its sharp turns, comforted by the…
— Anne Rice
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There should be a word for that brief period just after waking when the mind is full of warm pink…
— Terry Pratchett
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Our eyes meet. I hear a train horn, so faint it could be wind whistling through an alleyway. But I…
— Veronica Roth
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She reached up and lay her hand on my cheek. "You have the sweetest face," she said, looking at me…
— Patrick Rothfuss
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...called nine-one-one," Howie was saying, "and then I heard something in the alleyway, so I went back there and" --Howie…
— Barry Lyga
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Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy…
— Sarah Rees Brennan
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I'm always searching, watching for a glimpse of u, on the opposite platform in alleyway window Even though I know…
— Yingkaii
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Some people need Hell. If youre the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks,…
— Sarah Silverman
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