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Eddie Izzard has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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I swam my brains out.
— Mark Spitz
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Runners in the western world have a tendency to create psychological barriers for themselves, but Morceli runs at will, with no inhibitions.
— Eamonn Coghlan
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Aristotle compiled the first known comprehensive list of all winners of the Olympic Games. Which means that quite probably he was sat…
— Mark Steel
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The obvious precedent for Beijing 2008 was the Berlin Olympics, in 1936. Both were showcases for a muscle-flexing nation, although Hitler made…
— Anthony Lane
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Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned.…
— Eddie Izzard
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The Olympics is my favourite sporting event. Although I have a problem with that silver medal. When you think about it, you…
— Jerry Seinfeld
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Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it,…
— Harry Burns
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The 1992 US Olympic basketball team is the best sports team ever, the equivalent of rounding up the greatest American writers of…
— Anna Quindlen
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At an Olympics Game, you want to enjoy it, especially if you know it's going to be your last one.
— Shannon Miller
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I can't remember the last day I didn't train.
— Michael Phelps
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Nothing is impossible. With so many people saying it couldn't be done, all it takes is an imagination.
— Michael Phelps
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