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Old Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
- Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
- There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
- ‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
- I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.
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