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Oh Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you! means I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are.
- Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer.
- Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?
- When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a Lizard. Just so I can finally hear a women say Oh my God, it's…
- Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch.
- When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving.
- Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to…
- How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live in a society…
- Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this…
- Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
- Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a…
- Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
- A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a wall. From inside…
- Oh you're the type of girl that uses your personality as birth control.
- OH Man! These people melting when they are sitting next to me. It's not because I'm hot is it?
- ________ is now single. oh hell, here comes the Sex Bashing Tweets.
- Revenge is a dish best served hurtling toward your enemy's face. Oh, and with blades attached.
More Oh Quotes
- Oh, the most important thing about myself is that my life has been full of changes. Therefore, when I observe the world,… — Chinua Achebe
- Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to… — Jane Austen
- I'm into a casual-dressing girl: blue jeans and a tank top is super sexy. But the sexiest thing on a girl -… — Jensen Ackles
- When one by one our ties are torn, and friend from friend is snatched forlorn; when man is left alone to mourn,… — Anna Letitia Barbauld
- I'm not an actor that tends to care. I don't ask 'Is this a close up? Is this a master? Is this… — Christian Bale
- So yeah, a good director will be able to listen and hear everything, but have a confident vision of his own that… — Christian Bale
- Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts. — Lucille Ball
- Tyra the businesswoman is very close to - and I hate third person, but you said it, oh, chiiild, you said it… — Tyra Banks
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- Oh, I would love to be a motivational speaker. I have pulled myself out of a million potholes, and I can see… — Drew Barrymore
- I really reject that kind of comparison that says, Oh, he is the best. This is the second best. There is no… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme. — Francis Beaumont