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Off Quotes by Woody Allen
- The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.
- I like writing. It keeps my mind off grim subjects. It's therapeutic in the same way a patient in an institution is given fingerpaints.
- I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
- I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I…
- It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
- In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
- In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress…
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- Gary Oldman is impossible to steal a movie from. He's such a great actor, he's off the hook. I love him. — Kevin Bacon
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