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Off Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate…
- Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our…
- And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate…
- Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.
- They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to,…
- I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this…
More Off Quotes
- When a tradition gathers enough strength to go on for centuries, you don't just turn it off one day. — Chinua Achebe
- Some people will go to the opening of an envelope. They live their lives in the public eye and get off on… — Jensen Ackles
- What I respect in people more than anything is work ethic. And Justin Timberlake's got that. He works his tail off, and… — Amy Adams
- Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly,… — Christian Bale
- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and… — Lewis Black
- Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle
- No matter how many times I witness the miracle of someone having their sight restored, I'm still overwhelmed with emotion. When the… — Gabi Hollows
- I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him… — Janis Joplin