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Number Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Sometimes I feel like an assassin, especially when pussy is number one on my hit list.
- Hello? Hello, uh ... do you sell ladders? Sorry, you have the rung number.
- Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there.
- If Men Got Pregnant: Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
- The number one reason of obesity is mom's
- Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply by 5. Divide by 2. Close your eyes... Dark isn't it?
- Changed my name in my Ex's phone to Wrong Number because I'm a fucking genius.
- I'm shocked at the number of people telling me to get a life. I mean, who told them that I don't have one?
- I like to send out texts saying Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again? Because I know…
- What's your fax number? I have a dic pic I want to send you.
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