Nothing More Miserable Quotes by Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
• Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
• A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
• When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
• There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
• It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
• My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
• I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
• Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
• There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
• Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
• Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

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