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Normal Quotes by Dave Barry
- If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any…
- There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.
- normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't…
- How can you be afraid of women?†“Those ain’t normal women.
More Normal Quotes
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- The Set animal’s jaws were pried open so fast that it yelped and let go of my arm. I stood, now encased… — Rick Riordan
- We like to engage in a normal publishing effort, which is to act in a responsible manner and make sure the material… — Julian Assange
- A normal way that the American free market system has worked is that we have a process of unwinding. It's called bankruptcy.… — Michele Bachmann
- Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it.… — Justin Bieber
- [Golfers] are a special kind of moral relist who nips the normal romantic and idealstic yearnings in the bud by proving once… — Alistair Cooke
- I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylists detest. For the record, I'm a size… — Mindy Kaling