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New Quotes by Woody Allen
- I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
- She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to…
- They were doing the Dying Swan at the ballet. And there was a rumor that some bookmarkers had drifted into town from upstate New York…
- I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a…
- When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.
- In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery - and it's weird,…
- I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like…
- He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes.…
- If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this…
- I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I…
- I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly…
- Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way…
- Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide…
- I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed…
More New Quotes
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Stopping leaks is a new form of censorship. — Julian Assange
- Even in New York, there are a lot of very attractive girls pedaling around. That just happens to be one of the… — Paul Auster
- The alliance should agree... to an effective NATO role against the new threats presented by international terrorism and weapons of mass destruction. — Jose Maria Aznar
- In the holy city of Mecca, violence of any kind was forbidden. From the moment they left home, pilgrims were not permitted… — Karen Armstrong
- Research is creating new knowledge. — Neil Armstrong
- I thought the attractions of being an astronaut were actually, not so much the Moon, but flying in a completely new medium. — Neil Armstrong
- I think it's important as a filmmaker, as any person working in the arts, that you've got to try new stuff and… — Darren Aronofsky
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- The most extraordinary thing about trying to piece together the missing links in the evolutionary story is that when you do find… — David Attenborough
- I think every age lives in a blend of technology so there's always older ones mixed in with newer ones, and when… — Margaret Atwood
- Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart. — Kevyn Aucoin