"I asked the girl if she could bring……" — Woody Allen

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me.… - Woody Allen
"I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child."

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