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- Every day is a new opportunity for failure.
- I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties.
- Currently in the hospital. I 'slipped' and hit my head on the table when I knew we had to go through 200 pictures of the…
- Sleeping all day is useless. You'll probably miss an opportunity to meet and hate someone new.
- Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anybody can start today and make a new ending...
- I'm not starting over with someone new, I wanna work it out with who I'm in love with.
- I hate when I'm about to write something inspirational and I puke all over my phone and have to get a new one.
- Red Bull does give you wings! After trying to 'fly' off a building and suing them for 50mil I'm flying all over the world in…
- What's the WiFi password here? is the new Finally I decided to visit you
- Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
- There are exceptions is new replyback when someone disagree with your tweet.
- The hospital lab is recruiting. They're looking for new blood.
- Good girls prefer the missionary position Bad girls do too, but only for starters Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra
- I just want someone to compliment my new underwear. Ugh, its so hard being a salesman in this day and age.
- This Is The Beginning Of A New Day! You Have Been Given This Day To Use As You Will!
- A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
- The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.
- My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
- Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts.
- You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher.
- What the fuck do you want from me? is the new hello.
- Just converted to a new religion. It's called idontgiveafuckism.
- I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change for the past…
- I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that meant I should…
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- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Stopping leaks is a new form of censorship. — Julian Assange
- Even in New York, there are a lot of very attractive girls pedaling around. That just happens to be one of the… — Paul Auster
- The alliance should agree... to an effective NATO role against the new threats presented by international terrorism and weapons of mass destruction. — Jose Maria Aznar
- In the holy city of Mecca, violence of any kind was forbidden. From the moment they left home, pilgrims were not permitted… — Karen Armstrong
- Research is creating new knowledge. — Neil Armstrong
- I thought the attractions of being an astronaut were actually, not so much the Moon, but flying in a completely new medium. — Neil Armstrong
- I think it's important as a filmmaker, as any person working in the arts, that you've got to try new stuff and… — Darren Aronofsky
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- The most extraordinary thing about trying to piece together the missing links in the evolutionary story is that when you do find… — David Attenborough
- I think every age lives in a blend of technology so there's always older ones mixed in with newer ones, and when… — Margaret Atwood
- Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart. — Kevyn Aucoin