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Never Trust Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Never trust a girl who tells her real age if she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Ladies: never trust a guy who goes to McDonalds and orders the Filet-O-Fish. Real men don't eat that shit.
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;
- Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast.
- Never trust a girl that gets text from her ex. He's texting because he's getting a response from her.
- Never trust the 'doubted ones' and never doubt the 'trusted Ones'. You have 'real eyes' to realize the 'real-lies'.
- Men's Three Rules Of Getting Old 1. Never pass a bathroom 2. Never waste a hard-on 3. Never trust a fart
- Never trust a warm toilet seat in a public restroom
More Never Trust Quotes
- Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. — Eubie Blake
- Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. — Aesop
- Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice. — Winston Churchill
- Love your country, but never trust its government. — Robert A. Heinlein
- Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody. — John Churton Collins
- Never trust the teller, trust the tale. — D. H. Lawrence
- Never trust a skinny cook — Unknown Author
- Allies never trust each other, but that doesn't spoil their effectiveness. — Ayn Rand
- Never trust the man who has reason to suspect that you know he has injured you — Henry Fielding
- Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson
- Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies. — Bette Davis
- Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. — D. Elton Trueblood