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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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All you nerds out there (me included) - don't always rely on stats for the perfect answer.
— Bobby Bragan
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The nerds are my favourite sort of boys - any guy with a passion - whether it be physics or film or…
— Teresa Palmer
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I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned
— Kristen Bell
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Obviously, I don't have a high IQ, but I've always liked nerds and quirky guys.
— Kaley Cuoco
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When I was a boy I was called a nerd all the time — because I didn’t like sports, I loved to…
— Wil Wheaton
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I want to be the poster girl for engineers and computer nerds.
— Alessandra Torresani
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Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We're all nerds, on one subject or another.
— Jonathan Lethem
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Of course, the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws…
— Dave Barry
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A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.
— Roseanne Barr
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Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting…
— Phil Robertson
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In fact, the world needs more nerds.
— Ben Bernanke
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In politics almost all of us are nerds, so that's just a given... but we're cool nerds.
— Jonathan Krohn
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