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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that…
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You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.
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It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.
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I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives…
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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to…
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry…
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You know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
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If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
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You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and…
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We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have…
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When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let…
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A farm regulated to production of raw commodities is not a farm at all. It is a temporary blip until the land…
— Joel Salatin
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The odor of frying bacon, sausage links, and ham tiptoed on little pig feet all the way to the north end of…
— Tom Robbins
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Putting affects the nerves more than anything. I would actually get nauseated over three-footers.
— Byron Nelson
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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
— Jeff Foxworthy
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I have tried lately to read Shakespeare, and found it so intolerably dull that it nauseated me.
— Charles Darwin
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I cannot be alone in being pretty nauseated by Red Nose Day, or at least its television manifestation. Do I think that…
— Simon Hoggart
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You define a good flight by negatives: you didn't get hijacked, you didn't crash, you didn't throw up, you weren't late, you…
— Paul Theroux
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We are nauseated by the sight of trivial personalities decomposing in the eternity of print.
— Virginia Woolf
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Once, when she was six years old, she had fallen from a tree, flat on her stomach. She could still recall that…
— Margaret Mitchell
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..when I say that "he's a truly nasty man," I mean he has so thoroughly renounced everything good that he might have…
— Muriel Barbery
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