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My Car Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
- My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from…
- A little conflicted. The guy ran into my car because he was favoriting my tweet.
- Whenever I start to feel like a failure I just remember there's no duct tape on my car and everything is better.
- The last time I washed my car was when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
More My Car Quotes
- I wanted to be a mechanic. When I was 14 I wanted to quit school and go work on my car. But… — Eric Bana
- I did this Super-8 film at art school called 'Tissues,' this black comedy about a family whose father has been arrested for… — Jane Campion
- I was 16 years old, driving to LA, and sleeping in my car, just trying to make it happen. — Nick Cannon
- I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year… — Drew Carey
- I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want… — Adam Carolla
- One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I… — June Carter Cash
- When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn't have any money and I was living in… — Thomas Jane
- Get out of my dreams, get into my car. — Billy Ocean
- I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car. — Unknown Author
- So much leather inside my car my horn moos. — Chamillionaire
- Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling… — Jack Handey
- If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. — Jay Leno