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Eddie Izzard has 99 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,…
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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
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I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked…
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You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the…
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you…
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
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You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
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The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just…
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You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
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I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people…
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That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is…
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Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
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I don't want to discuss my breasts with the whole world!
— Brooke Burke
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I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this…
— Joan Rivers
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I didn't even think of my breasts in a nostalgic way, I just wanted to be able to live my life without…
— Sharon Osbourne
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I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.
— Jennifer Lawrence
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My breasts have a life of their own.
— Jennifer Lawrence
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I'm very proud of my breasts, as every woman should be. It's not cellular obesity. It's womanliness.
— Anita Ekberg
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I know [my breasts] have opened doors for me, let’s be real,
— Sofia Vergara
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I had four C-sections and my stomach looked like the map of the world. My breasts were hanging down to here from…
— Patricia Heaton
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I do like my breasts. They're great, so much fun. You can do what you like with them.
— Denise Van Outen
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No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I…
— Eddie Izzard
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I want to be known for my acting, not for my breasts.
— Emilia Clarke
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I do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big... but less small.
— Calista Flockhart
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