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• Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry,… — George Arnold
• But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them… — George Arnold
• Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time. — Unknown Author
• I am very picky about my people and my beer. — Shelby Lynne
• They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand. — Unknown Author
• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening
• Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a… — Les Dawson
• There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass… — Terry Pratchett
• Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) — Richard Kadrey
• I like my beer like I like my beer. — Nikhil Saluja
• It's amazing how right before you see someone do something really stupid, you hear the words Hold my beer for a second..Watch… — Superman
• Tonight I'm getting over you gonna drink my beer and I'm gonna put a smile on my face and forget you but… — Natalya Johnson

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