My Beer Quotes

17 quotes by 13 authors

Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping… — George Arnold
But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them drown in foamy… — George Arnold
Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time. — Craig Berube
I am very picky about my people and my beer. — Shelby Lynne
They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand. — Ben Schwalb
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. — Matt Groening
Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and… — Les Dawson
There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly… — Terry Pratchett
Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) — Richard Kadrey
I like my beer like I like my beer. — Nikhil Saluja
It's amazing how right before you see someone do something really stupid, you hear the words Hold my beer for a second..Watch this! — Superman
Tonight I'm getting over you gonna drink my beer and I'm gonna put a smile on my face and forget you but being wasted only… — Natalya Johnson
I saw a girl texting and driving the other day and it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window and threw my… — John Vercetti
Grab that bottle, twist that cap, hold it in the air and tip it back, I'm drunk ass hell, I'm off patron, I really dont… — LMFAO
I like my beer as I like my beer. Beer. — Nikhil Saluja
Pretty sure the woman of my dreams will be the kind who'll agree to hold my beer glass while I watch the football game on… — Nikhil Saluja
Don't talk to me before I've had my beer. Or after. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These My Beer Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 17 My Beer Quotes as follows: